TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-13131583-426
played at “Elsinore” for USD RM from 2010-01-02 20:23 until 2010-01-02 20:24

Seat 1: SoLivePlayer ($1,943.25 in chips)
Seat 2: FANTASTISKT ($1,032 in chips)
Seat 3: rumanoff ($215 in chips)
Seat 6: china2030 ($185 in chips)
Seat 10: donnydedyne ($1,511.65 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
FANTASTISKT posts small blind ($5), rumanoff posts big blind ($10), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS

PRE-FLOP
china2030 folds, donnydedyne raises to $35, SoLivePlayer folds, FANTASTISKT folds, rumanoff raises to $215 and is all-in, donnydedyne calls $215.

FLOP [board cards: AC,JD,9H ]
DEALING_FLOP

TURN [board cards: AC,JD,9H,QC ]
DEALING_TURN

RIVER [board cards: AC,JD,9H,QC,TC ]
DEALING_RIVER

SHOWDOWN
rumanoff shows [ QH,AS ]
donnydedyne shows [ KC,JC ]
donnydedyne wins $432.

SUMMARY
Dealer: SoLivePlayer
Pot: $435, (including rake: $3)
SoLivePlayer, loses $0
FANTASTISKT, loses $5
rumanoff, loses $215
china2030, loses $0
donnydedyne, bets $215, collects $432, net $217

One of the best positions in the game is on the button. This advantage makes the player play the last turn in almost three betting rounds out of four that is post the flop, after the turn and the river. When you have to play your turn you have gained an insight of how many players are proceeding into the game and it gives you a comprehensive understanding of betting in the game.

One of the most horrible positions is the small blind because you would be the first person to play your game after the flop, the river and the turn. This may put you in a precarious position. But good players use this situation to their advantage and play an aggressive game.

You must focus on all the players playing the game. You should examine their style of playing and betting. Always remember that the lesser number of players would provoke you to bet and you would have to be an aggressive player like Yukon Brad.

Playing bluff in poker is not a taboo. It is one of the mannerisms adopted by the players to dupe the opponents. You should avoid winning pots if you have premium cards. Sometimes you should severely punish the other players on the table by either bluffing or semi-bluffing and you should win the pot and laugh your way to the bank.

You should concentrate on your own hand and observe the opponents as well. You should be aware of the chips being used and a sketchy idea about their game play which would facilitate your playing strategy.

I you observe that a player has lost a hand and makes a comeback with an enormous bet you should be assured that he is trying to debut with his renewed playing style. One of the major problems faced by players is folding hands after the flop. Always remember you should play with premium hands as it would help you win the pot. You should have a killer strategy to eliminate all the poker players from the table if you are moving ahead with marginal hands.

You must remember that a great hand in the start will help you earn but a flop may sabotage your No Limit Hold’em game. You must try to obtain the river if you are waiting for a single card to form a straight or flush.

You’ll get your big live cash soon, Kenny!

I feel a little bad for Daniel Negreanu, he ran so Bad in High Stakes Poker Season 5…

While playing on a poker table every player has his/her different sign language to describe their partner the ‘hand’ on which they are playing. Hand basically means the cards which that player holds during the game. Right after the deal one declares his combination as “ace low” or “ace high” depending upon the number of aces you got after the deal. An “ace full” means that you have a full house containing of aces.

A game is “in action” when two or more players are bidding on their game be it “checking”, “betting” or “raising”. “All in” means that you are betting everything you have and if you are overplaying your total assets then you are known as “”broomcorn uncle” over the table. Each poker game requires “a buy-in” which is the small amount of money you need to invest to start the game and after this depending upon the cards dealt to you, you can always “raise” your bet.

Thus the next time you go for a game of poker showcasing professionalism by following the linguistics of poker can help you stand apart from the million of players.

Joe Hachem would never minraise there unless he had it. Plus, why did that guy smoothcall pre-flop? I know he’s scared to go out on the last hand — but his play it to re-raise hard there and take that hand down — no way AK would have pushed either for the same reason. Pocket Queens should have won a small pot there, that’s it.

He just gets punished for his bad play pre-flop, that’s it. Good thing for him he didn’t push on the flop, that would’ve been the TRUE killer play.

Knowing which hands to play and which hands to fold will help you not to be tagged as a donkey on the table.

Here are some of the worst hands in poker:

2-7

This is the worst that there can be in Texas Hold’em. Sometimes it is known as the hammer for those who play online poker. These two cards cannot make a straight with about four cards in between. Do not ever ever play Seven Deuce, even with a bounty – it’ll lose you money!

2-8

It is the same problem posted for the 2-7 combination. The 8 is still a pretty bad card to have for a high card. Still no straights in the picture.

3-8, 3-7

These hands are a bit better than the two above because of the 3. If you have them, your world still sucks.

2-6

Good times if the flop will give you a 3,4,5 so you can have a straight. You can get a higher straight with a 7. You can get a flush but the odds will be against you. Ninety per cent of the time, fold.

2-9, 3-9, 4-9

You got a 9 and that is a better hand than the 6. If you end up with a 9 pair there is still a high chance of someone getting a pocket 10, J, Q, K, or A’s.

There are still some bad starting cards to know and we will be tackling them in future.

LOL if he was making that much money playing poker he’s get liposuction and a decent shirt, right?

(oh and by the way, it’s PREMIUM hands, not PREMIUN hands, fatso!)